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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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