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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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