Pictures:

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

2326

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551

What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

3116

Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

1185

Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

527

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

2269

What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

2878

What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

589

Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

2926

Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

879

What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

2711