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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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