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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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