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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane
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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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