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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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