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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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