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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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