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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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