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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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