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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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