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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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