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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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