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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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