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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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