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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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