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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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