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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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