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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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