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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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