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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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