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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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