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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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