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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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