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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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