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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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