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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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