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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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