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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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