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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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