Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

2261
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

1158
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

540
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

297
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

2589
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

2461
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

1838
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

131
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

1254