Pictures:

How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

3049

How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

3063

What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

1243

What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

1965

What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

1034

What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

914

Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

986

Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

2674

What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

3192

What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

1428

What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

2853

Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

1375