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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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