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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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