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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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