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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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