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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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