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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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