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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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