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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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