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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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