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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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