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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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