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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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A tripod.

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