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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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