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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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