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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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