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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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