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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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