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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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