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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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