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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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