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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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