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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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