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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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