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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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