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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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