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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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