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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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