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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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C to shining C

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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