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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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