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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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