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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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