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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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