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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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