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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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