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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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