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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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