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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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