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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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