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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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