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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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