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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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