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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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