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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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