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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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