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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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