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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him, then he conducted himself properly.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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