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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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