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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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