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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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A tripod.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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