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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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