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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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