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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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