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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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