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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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