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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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