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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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