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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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