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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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