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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

That's a grave mistake.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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