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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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