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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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