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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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