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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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