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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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