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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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