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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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