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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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