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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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