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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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