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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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