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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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