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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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