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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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