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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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