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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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