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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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