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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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