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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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