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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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