Pictures:

Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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