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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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