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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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