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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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