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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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