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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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