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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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