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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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