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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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